Dear Sixteen Year Old Bridget,
This year, we turn 26.
And yes, it is as gross as it sounds.
Body parts start popping when you move, it now hurts to kneel, and you
still have issues with breakouts.
Yep. So have fun with that over
the next ten years…
While I would hardly call these last years monumental, I
have certainly learned a lot. Most of
it, I wish I would have know as an awkward teenager. It probably would have saved me a lot of
trouble and several bad haircuts. So
let’s do this.
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Polaroid from Photo Class, 5th Period. I'm pretty sure that's Elizabeth behind me. And a sequined headband on my head. What can I say, things got weird by 5th period... |
While it’s fresh in my mind: don’t get mom haircuts. There
will be plenty of time for those haircuts down the road. While you’re young, keep that thick,
split-end free hair long. Because when
you are 26 you will have long hair but not it’s sad, thin, and lifeless.
Cultivate some
lasting relationships. Looking back,
I wish I had tried harder at making more close friends in high school. I thought we had some dear friends, but time
and distance has clearly severed those few relationships, and that sucks. Honestly, I don’t know what else to say about
that. Just know that someday you’ll be
bummed when you are no longer a VIP in certain people’s lives. And maybe, just maybe, if you had put a few
more names under your friend belt, you could help me avoid my current conundrum. Does that make sense? ‘Cause it feels really scattered. Moving on…
Even though the public school lunch ladies say so, Tater Tots are not a vegetable. So, maybe not eat them every day at
lunch. Look, I get it. They’re freaking delicious. And they mask the residual taste of fish
sticks. But seriously. You are only doing yourself a
disservice. Believe it or not, one day
you’ll want to run. (I know, I still
can’t believe it myself. Take a moment
if you need it.) And it’s going to be an interesting little battle between your
desire to complete that 5K and to eat an entire plate of sweet, sweet, sweet
potato fries. Sometimes you’ll do both,
and then you’ll spend the last leg of your run with your cheeks squeezed trying
to look as normal as possible as you pass your neighbor’s house. “Hi, Bob.
No, I’m fine, just doing some experimental techniques. Squeezing the buttocks increases stamina…Well
your face looks funny Bob…” All that to
say you have me addicted to carbs and starches and you suck. Eat a dang carrot one in awhile.
That’s all for now, but this is so not over. I have plenty more to say, but we’ll save
that for another time.
If you could tell your
sixteen year old self something, what would it be?
Post Script: To the
runners and families in Boston. Your
courage astounds me, and you all will be on my mind as I run in Portland next
month. I’m sure I won’t be the only one
honoring you all.
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